people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

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i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m


why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

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i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

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Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

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me about dead fictional characters

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A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

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