people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
“will u marry me?”
Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014
Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship