spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

posted 2 weeks ago with 395,485 notes via melixphan source ©

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

posted 2 weeks ago with 367,918 notes via baracknobama source ©

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

posted 2 weeks ago with 120,067 notes via miserablyalive source ©

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

posted 2 weeks ago with 469,583 notes via miserablyalive source ©
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aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

posted 3 weeks ago with 483,489 notes via baracknobama source ©

youaintrunningshit:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy after Beyonce’s performance at the VMAs 2014

Blue ivy threatening the lives of the vma crew + demanding their worship

posted 3 weeks ago with 126,309 notes via wholockedkelly source ©

me about dead fictional characters

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offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

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